Pretend I’m a tree and save me.
Pretend I’m an eagle and protect me.
Pretend I’m a national park and cherish me.
I like to remind everybody of #3
Six hundred goddamn AD
Six hundred. Goddamn AD.
This needs to be en-grained in every single living human.
i love this so much
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when you feel the first cramp
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Always appreciate what you have. This breaks my heart every time I see it. Rest in peace to this man💔
Did You Know? Brad Bird, the writer and director of The Incredibles, based each of the characters powers on family archetypes. “The dad is always expected in the family to be strong, so i made him strong. The moms are always pulled in a million different directions, so I made her stretch like taffy. Teenagers…are insecure and defensive, so I made her turn invisible and turn on shields. Ten-year-old boys are hyperactive energy balls. And babies are unrealized potential,” says Bird
Yea that’s all great but where is my fucking sequel
never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me
a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs
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The truth is like a lion. You don’t have to defend it. Let it loose. It will defend itself. — St. Augustine (via k-cady)
An elegant meal for one, tonight.